We’re Off to Never-Neverland

Psycho. I’m liable to go Michael. Take your pick:

Jackson. Tyson. Jordan. Game Six.

- Jay Z

It has taken me 10 days to bring myself to write this post. But what you have to understand is that I grew up idolizing Michael Jackson. I even had the glove — and I cried during a family trip to Disney World after leaving it hanging in a Burger King Bathroom. #Humpty

In 1982, I was six years old. My Dad had set up our new Harman Kardon receiver and Bose speakers and had been playing all sorts of American music…



Ohio-born, LA-based comedian.

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