Is It Happening Here?

To My Fellow Biden-Supporting Friends

“They realized that to be in power, you didn’t need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t.”

The Usual Suspects

It was a thrill commiserating and then celebrating the 2020 election results with so many of you. The camaraderie we felt last week as we messaged into the night, only to wake up and do it all again, is something I’ll never forget. This past Saturday, when the press finally called the race for Joe Biden + Kamala Harris, I had mixed feelings: happiness, gladness, joy, cheer, mirth, pleasure, jubilation, bliss, delight, delirium, exhilaration, elation, euphoria, ecstasy, enchantment, enjoyment, lightheartedness, glee, merriment, joviality, contentment, satisfaction, well-being… and whatever emotion comes from accessing a thesaurus.

Gettin’ Elephonkey.

“I don’t think I’m like that. I… I couldn’t do what you did to Nigel, Miranda. I couldn’t do something like that.”

“Mmm. You already did… To Emily.”

Yeah, I just quoted The Devil Wears Prada. But we’re talking about the devil. And Nigel’s my doppelgänger.

  • Pressure GOP legislatures to neglect the will of the people in their states and submit a Trump-friendly slate of electors.
  • Pressure the actual electors to change their votes. They’d be “faithless electors,” and given Trump’s three marriages, he knows something about being faithless.
That Old Bald Fool Thinking.

Ohio-born, LA-based comedian.